Calling all fathers of children under the age of 10 yrs old!
All mothers of children under the age of 10yrs old have certain 'rules' about cutting their hair: This is the main one ..
DO
NOT
CUT
YOUR
CHILD'S
HAIR!
This rule includes taking them to the hairdressers without prior permission from the mother & also attempting to do a Daniel Galvin at home with a butter-knife.
At school today we saw little Joe, Alfie's best mate. His dad decided last night that he needed a few 'layers' putting in his lovely locks. His mum was in tears & had booked an emergency appointment at the barber's. It really was a dreadful haircut - you could SEE the badly chopped layers of fringe (about 4 of them) glinting in the Autumnal sunshine.
I hope everything will be ok. at the school gates tomorrow.
RANDOM ITEM NO. 10
A paint roller
3 comments:
I shaved the head of my friends two year old yesterday....I hasten to point out that she asked me to, I didn't just attack him with the clippers!?! His Dad is not very happy with me and suddenly can't look me in the eye without snarling.....
where are you? why havn,t you posted anymore brill stuff I,v got the link on my blog and my daughter is adicted to you now
I reckon you could sell this and make money
missing you marg
I let my Mother in Law take DD to the hairdressers just to have her fringe TRIMMED (note the capitals) and the poor bairn came back with a "Dave Hill" with feckin' layers in it. I could've cried. Thank heavens for hats !!!!
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